Cody's Blog – January 2013 Archive (16)

Queens And Ladies Of The Night Hide In Shadowy, Out Of The Way Crevices Of New York - Thursday Shuffle

Hey Ladies - Beastie Boys.  This holds up better than anything else on Paul's Boutique.  9.0 of 10.

New York - U2.  Quit singing about cities in my country you potato eatin' weirdo.  8.2 of 10.

Brush Away - Alice In Chains.  It was all Jerry.  Layne was an impediment.  8.8 of 10.

Shadow In Red - Sevendust.  Got to expand my Sevendust collection  8.4 of 10.

Venice Queens - Red Hot Chili Peppers.  A good reason to still listen to…


Added by Cody on January 31, 2013 at 8:56pm — No Comments

My Home Is Held Together With Black Rubber Bands - Wednesday Shuffle

Black - Pearl Jam.  After nearly 22 years, this is the only song on Ten that I'm only moderately sick of this.  

Rubberband Girl - Kate Bush.  She's a guilty pleasure.  Shut up.

Ulvetid - Kvelertak.  This band is going to take over the world.  You will willingly submit.

I Hold On (feat. Kid Rock) - Slash.  I want the rapping Kid Rock back.  Bawitdaba and interracial offspring, y'all.

Welcome Home - Coheed & Cambria.  These dudes…


Added by Cody on January 30, 2013 at 8:40pm — No Comments

Get Away From Orion's Belt, There's A Threatening Thorn Hidden In Time - Tuesday Shuffle

Orion - Metallica.  9.7 of 10.

Getaway - Peeping Tom Feat. Kool Keith.  7.6 of 10

Every Rose Has It's Thorn - Poison.  9.1 of 10.

The Threat - Skid Row.  8.8 of 10.

Good Time Boys - Red Hot Chili Peppers.  8.3 of 10.

Added by Cody on January 29, 2013 at 8:44pm — No Comments

I Can't Patrol Enemies When They're Ghosts - Monday Shuffle

Dawn Patrol - Megadeth.  Ugh, Mumble Mouth Mustaine is out front on this one.  Ellefson is a bass playin' machine.  A terribly boring bass playin' machine but he's machine like nonetheless.  Worst song on Rust In Peace.

I Wanna Be Loved - Elvis Costello.  Costello can be a whinny bitchmade pansy.  The synth is annoying to the point that I want to hit the skip button.  It wouldn't be half bad as a standard guitar, drum, piano, bass song.  The sax solo is puke…


Added by Cody on January 28, 2013 at 8:31pm — No Comments

My Note Reads "Kalamazoo Is An Eden Covered In Gold" - Sunday Shuffle

Kalamazoo - Primus.  8.6 of 10.

Give Me Back My Wig - Stevie Ray Vaughn.  7.8 of 10.

Martin Eden - The Twilight Singers.  9.1 of 10.

Suicide Note Pt. I - Pantera.  8.0 of 10.

Fields Of Gold - Sting.  8.9 of 10.

Added by Cody on January 27, 2013 at 8:08pm — No Comments

Boy, Your Breath Could Usurp Sodium Pentothal And Drown A Carp - Wednesday Shuffle

I'm A Country Boy - Lynyrd Skynyrd.  While I do live in the country, I'm not really a country boy.  Fresh clean air is nice but I've probably read too many books to completely qualify.  A four wheeler would be awesomely sweet though.  Couldn't ride it at home, don't want ruts in the yard.

Drown Me Slowly - Audioslave.  Great song but being drowned is the last thing I'd ever ask for, even metaphorically.  I'd sooner ask to be eaten by a lion or bear.

C11 H17 N2…


Added by Cody on January 23, 2013 at 7:30pm — No Comments

My Charm Is Like A Lullaby, A Street Honed Craft Used To Get Over - Tuesday Shuffle

Charmer - Kings Of Leon.  9.0 of 10.

Harmonicraft - Torche.  8.8 of 10.

Front Street - The Gutter Twins.  8.8 of 10.

Disenchanted Lullaby - Foo Fighters.  8.4 of 10.

Over It - Dinosaur Jr.  8.8 of 10.

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Halloween On Galapagos Will Be The End Of Living For Some - Monday Shuffle

Halloween - Helloween.  See that?  The band's name is HELLoween.  It's not Halloween because Halloween isn't evil enough without some embellishment.  These guys should have spent some time trying to find their own sound instead of nicking Iron Maiden and Megadeth.  They could have been really good.  13 minutes of this is excruciating. 

Living La Vida Loca - Gypsy Pistoleros.  Sounds like a demo.  Even at that, it's the best demo ever recorded.  You should buy this on iTunes…


Added by Cody on January 21, 2013 at 8:52pm — No Comments

The Hamburger Simply Bopped The Ground With It's Full Weight - Sunday Shuffle.

Praying Ground - Soulsavers.  8.2 of 10.

Hamburger Train - Primus.  8.4 of 10.

Simple Lessons - Candlebox.  8.2 of 10.

Bebop - King's X.  8.4 of 10.

Pushin' Weight - Ice Cube. 8.2 of 10.

Added by Cody on January 20, 2013 at 8:25pm — No Comments

A Dog Pilot For The Militia's Helicopter Is Dangerous, Especially When There Are Signs Of Frost - Thursday Shuffle

By-Tor And The Snow Dog - Rush.  This Funklar Tolkien version of Rush stinks.  This and The Trees are their worst songs. 

Metal Militia - Metallica.  That's a lot of m's.  Marvelous!  Magnificent!  Masterful!

Dangerous - Busta Rhymes.  Ass out to several money market accounts...  Anything is possible in America!  One of the best rap songs from the 90's.

Police Helicopter - Red Hot Chili Peppers.  I used to dislike the George Clinton produced…


Added by Cody on January 17, 2013 at 8:19pm — No Comments

Man, That Stones Song On The Radio Is Like A Bending Dream - Tuesday Shuffle

Long Time Man - Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds.  My favorite Nick Cave song.  8.5 of 10.

Up Around The Bend - Creedence Clearwater Revival.  I always double check the spelling of Creedence.  8.5 of 10.

Blood From A Stone - Cinderella.  Enjoyable track.  8.9 of 10.

Dream Warriors - Dokken.  Not the biggest fan of movie tie-in songs but this is nice.  8.4 of 10.

Radio Radio - Elvis Costello.  I'm hitting one of those rare moments in…


Added by Cody on January 15, 2013 at 8:39pm — No Comments

Who Is The Indian Girl Asking For Separate And Inside Accommodations? Monday Shuffle

Inside Job - Pearl Jam.  I cheated and chose to start the shuffle with this song.  It's a good song and the listening enjoyment outweighs the heavy handed Shuffle punishment I will have to inflict later.

Of The Girl - Pearl Jam.  This is an inferior Pearl Jam song.  The Shuffle begins passing out justice without my guidance.  An autonomous Shuffle kinda freaks me out, man.  It's a half step behind SkyNet weirdness.

Who Is He (And What Is He To You)? - Bill…


Added by Cody on January 14, 2013 at 8:51pm — No Comments

Jack Was Found Slumping Heavily On The Porch, He Was Shot With A Tiny Arrow - Sunday Shuffle.

Uncle Jack - Motley Crue.  7.6 of 10

Porch - Pearl Jam.  9.4 of 10.

A Heavy Abacus - The Joy Formidable.  9.0 of 10

Tiny Cities Made Of Ashes - Modest Mouse.  8.8 of 10.

Poison Arrow - Meat Puppets.  8.4 of 10.

Added by Cody on January 13, 2013 at 8:40pm — No Comments

We Need A Call When Rules Of The Heart Have Been Discussed - Wednesday Shuffle

Straight For The Heart - Whitesnake.  9.4 of 10.

Futterman's Rule - Beastie Boys.  8.6 of 10.

London Calling - The Clash.  9.2 of 10.

We Are Juggernaut - Coheed and Cambria.  9.2 of 10,

Have It All - Foo Fighters.  8.8 of 10.

Added by Cody on January 9, 2013 at 8:14pm — No Comments

Mama Gnashed Her Teeth While Holding The Broken Time Piece, She Blamed Us - Tuesday Shuffle

Before I get going here it's essential that you know a group of Norse gentlemen, Kvelertak, are probably the best metal band to come out in the last 10 to 15 years.  Seriously.  Go download the album. It's $5 on Amazon.

Wasted Time - Kings of Leon.  I hope the next album is more like this and not the latest turd.  As an aside, I nearly put an apostrophe between g and s.  They're a group kings, douche sipper, not a king in possession of a Leon.  Get it…


Added by Cody on January 8, 2013 at 9:06pm — No Comments

Crawling On The Road To Eldorado, Stars Listen And Light The Way - Sunday Shuffle

Candy Cane Crawl - Twilight Singers.  7.2 of 10

El Dorado - Iron Maiden.  7.2 of 10.

Listen To Me - J. Mascis.  8.0 of 10.

Star - The Cult.  8.2 of 10.

Long Road To Ruin - Foo Fighters.  8.2 of 10.

Five of my all time favorite bands, 5 of their blandest tunes.  Meh.

Added by Cody on January 6, 2013 at 8:10pm — No Comments

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