Hey Ladies - Beastie Boys.  This holds up better than anything else on Paul's Boutique.  9.0 of 10.

New York - U2.  Quit singing about cities in my country you potato eatin' weirdo.  8.2 of 10.

Brush Away - Alice In Chains.  It was all Jerry.  Layne was an impediment.  8.8 of 10.

Shadow In Red - Sevendust.  Got to expand my Sevendust collection  8.4 of 10.

Venice Queens - Red Hot Chili Peppers.  A good reason to still listen to…

Black - Pearl Jam.  After nearly 22 years, this is the only song on Ten that I'm only moderately sick of this.  

Rubberband Girl - Kate Bush.  She's a guilty pleasure.  Shut up.

Ulvetid - Kvelertak.  This band is going to take over the world.  You will willingly submit.

I Hold On (feat. Kid Rock) - Slash.  I want the rapping Kid Rock back.  Bawitdaba and interracial offspring, y'all.

Welcome Home - Coheed & Cambria.  These dudes…

Orion - Metallica.  9.7 of 10.

Getaway - Peeping Tom Feat. Kool Keith.  7.6 of 10

Every Rose Has It's Thorn - Poison.  9.1 of 10.

The Threat - Skid Row.  8.8 of 10.

Good Time Boys - Red Hot Chili Peppers.  8.3 of 10.

Dawn Patrol - Megadeth.  Ugh, Mumble Mouth Mustaine is out front on this one.  Ellefson is a bass playin' machine.  A terribly boring bass playin' machine but he's machine like nonetheless.  Worst song on Rust In Peace.

I Wanna Be Loved - Elvis Costello.  Costello can be a whinny bitchmade pansy.  The synth is annoying to the point that I want to hit the skip button.  It wouldn't be half bad as a standard guitar, drum, piano, bass song.  The sax solo is puke…

Kalamazoo - Primus.  8.6 of 10.

Give Me Back My Wig - Stevie Ray Vaughn.  7.8 of 10.

Martin Eden - The Twilight Singers.  9.1 of 10.

Suicide Note Pt. I - Pantera.  8.0 of 10.

Fields Of Gold - Sting.  8.9 of 10.

I'm A Country Boy - Lynyrd Skynyrd.  While I do live in the country, I'm not really a country boy.  Fresh clean air is nice but I've probably read too many books to completely qualify.  A four wheeler would be awesomely sweet though.  Couldn't ride it at home, don't want ruts in the yard.

Drown Me Slowly - Audioslave.  Great song but being drowned is the last thing I'd ever ask for, even metaphorically.  I'd sooner ask to be eaten by a lion or bear.

C11 H17 N2…

Charmer - Kings Of Leon.  9.0 of 10.

Harmonicraft - Torche.  8.8 of 10.

Front Street - The Gutter Twins.  8.8 of 10.

Disenchanted Lullaby - Foo Fighters.  8.4 of 10.

Over It - Dinosaur Jr.  8.8 of 10.

Halloween - Helloween.  See that?  The band's name is HELLoween.  It's not Halloween because Halloween isn't evil enough without some embellishment.  These guys should have spent some time trying to find their own sound instead of nicking Iron Maiden and Megadeth.  They could have been really good.  13 minutes of this is excruciating. 

Living La Vida Loca - Gypsy Pistoleros.  Sounds like a demo.  Even at that, it's the best demo ever recorded.  You should buy this on iTunes…

Praying Ground - Soulsavers.  8.2 of 10.

Hamburger Train - Primus.  8.4 of 10.

Simple Lessons - Candlebox.  8.2 of 10.

Bebop - King's X.  8.4 of 10.

Pushin' Weight - Ice Cube. 8.2 of 10.

By-Tor And The Snow Dog - Rush.  This Funklar Tolkien version of Rush stinks.  This and The Trees are their worst songs. 

Metal Militia - Metallica.  That's a lot of m's.  Marvelous!  Magnificent!  Masterful!

Dangerous - Busta Rhymes.  Ass out to several money market accounts...  Anything is possible in America!  One of the best rap songs from the 90's.

Police Helicopter - Red Hot Chili Peppers.  I used to dislike the George Clinton produced…

Long Time Man - Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds.  My favorite Nick Cave song.  8.5 of 10.

Up Around The Bend - Creedence Clearwater Revival.  I always double check the spelling of Creedence.  8.5 of 10.

Blood From A Stone - Cinderella.  Enjoyable track.  8.9 of 10.

Dream Warriors - Dokken.  Not the biggest fan of movie tie-in songs but this is nice.  8.4 of 10.

Radio Radio - Elvis Costello.  I'm hitting one of those rare moments in…

Inside Job - Pearl Jam.  I cheated and chose to start the shuffle with this song.  It's a good song and the listening enjoyment outweighs the heavy handed Shuffle punishment I will have to inflict later.

Of The Girl - Pearl Jam.  This is an inferior Pearl Jam song.  The Shuffle begins passing out justice without my guidance.  An autonomous Shuffle kinda freaks me out, man.  It's a half step behind SkyNet weirdness.

Who Is He (And What Is He To You)? - Bill…

Uncle Jack - Motley Crue.  7.6 of 10

Porch - Pearl Jam.  9.4 of 10.

A Heavy Abacus - The Joy Formidable.  9.0 of 10

Tiny Cities Made Of Ashes - Modest Mouse.  8.8 of 10.

Poison Arrow - Meat Puppets.  8.4 of 10.

Straight For The Heart - Whitesnake.  9.4 of 10.

Futterman's Rule - Beastie Boys.  8.6 of 10.

London Calling - The Clash.  9.2 of 10.

We Are Juggernaut - Coheed and Cambria.  9.2 of 10,

Have It All - Foo Fighters.  8.8 of 10.

Before I get going here it's essential that you know a group of Norse gentlemen, Kvelertak, are probably the best metal band to come out in the last 10 to 15 years.  Seriously.  Go download the album. It's $5 on Amazon.

Wasted Time - Kings of Leon.  I hope the next album is more like this and not the latest turd.  As an aside, I nearly put an apostrophe between g and s.  They're a group kings, douche sipper, not a king in possession of a Leon.  Get it…

Candy Cane Crawl - Twilight Singers.  7.2 of 10

El Dorado - Iron Maiden.  7.2 of 10.

Listen To Me - J. Mascis.  8.0 of 10.

Star - The Cult.  8.2 of 10.

Long Road To Ruin - Foo Fighters.  8.2 of 10.

Five of my all time favorite bands, 5 of their blandest tunes.  Meh.