Loverman - Metallica.  Hey!  I'm weak with evil and broken by the world.  Am I the Loverman?  Probably not.  I'd never go on a Popeye-esque rant about being I am what I am, what I am, I am.

Friends - Dinosaur Jr.  I'm determined to downgrade all of my male friends to acquaintances and focus all of friendship efforts on women.  Women are slightly more interesting and infinitely less flatulent.  In addition to that, there's the potential of making wonderful sex juices with female friends.

Steal Your Heart Away - Whitesnake.  There's nothing worse than an English singer coupled with a slide guitar...  Okay, hold on.  This turns into a rollicking good time.  Pretty good actually.  Well shit, there's that English-ness dragging the slide guitar again.  This song is giving mixed signals.  Well more shit.  It would be great with less Englandy twingle-twangle or if it completely axed the slide.

Melatonin - Silversun Pickups.  I've been using Metatonin for a couple of months and it has turned me into a sleeping machine.  Silversun Pickups are a great band.  I will probably buy everything they produce from here on out.  Hell, I'm gonna go get their back catalog.  I will also continue with my Melatonin routine.

Sixteen Saltines - Jack White.  I think I called Jack White "Jack Black" on here last week.  My bad.  This isn't my favorite track on the disc but it is still listenable.