You're The Good Things - Modest Mouse.  This sounds like a John Mayer song if John was an enthusiastic and frequent Mescaline user.  That combination would be surprisingly good in this scenario.

Battle Of Who Could Care Less - Ben Folds Five.  I couldn't care less about the Ben Fold Five right now.  Next.

Hamburger Train - Primus.  A Pee Wee Herman line from a Cheech & Chong movie is the best way to start any song.  I will be buying "I'm Not Sorry I Took The Money" the moment it's released.  The format and artist wouldn't matter.  Fingers crossed for a digital only Primus jam though.

I Ain't Tha One - NWA.  Ice Cube thinks women are horrible.  He does, however, like the ones with big ol' butts.

Time - Tesla.  A lesser Tesla track.  Too bluesy.  Meh.