Cherub Rock by Smashing Pumpkins.  Damn cherub rocks getting in my shoe, making me walk funny and what not.  I would enjoy honey, money, and a slow dance so yeah, this is a really good song.  It speaks directly to my wants.  9.0 of 10.

Da Anza Jig by Primus.  I called someone a dancing Filipino the other day.  8.9 of 10.

Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin' by Journey.  Abbreviated words are stupid.  This song is a classic though.  A happy median is 8.3 of 10.

Light Up The Sky by Van Halen.  An Alex centered Van Halen song!  Good stuff.  8.7 of 10.

No, Never by Jimmy Eat World.  I was annoyed by the first note.  Use a different key Jimmy!  Assholes.  7.3 of 10.