Cherub Rock by Smashing Pumpkins. Damn cherub rocks getting in my shoe, making me walk funny and what not. I would enjoy honey, money, and a slow dance so yeah, this is a really good song. It speaks directly to my wants. 9.0 of 10.
Da Anza Jig by Primus. I called someone a dancing Filipino the other day. 8.9 of 10.
Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin' by Journey. Abbreviated words are stupid. This song is a classic though. A happy median is 8.3 of 10.
Light Up The Sky by Van Halen. An Alex centered Van Halen song! Good stuff. 8.7 of 10.
No, Never by Jimmy Eat World. I was annoyed by the first note. Use a different key Jimmy! Assholes. 7.3 of 10.