Treasure - The Cure.  The Cure-iest song on Wild Mood Swings.  Plenty of sad strings and cry-singing.  

This I Love - Guns N' Roses.  By far the most hate-able track on Chinese Democracy.  It probably ruins the perception of the entire album for a lot of people.  Yuck.

Harelip - Tomahawk.  I've known a few of hairlips and they all dislike being called hairlip.  They should lighten up and listen to this song.

Trinkets Of Pale Moon - The Mars Volta.  Weird whining on top of a spooky guitar track and some kind of tribal chanting.  The singer says the word "umbrage" and it turns into a Radiohead rip off, completing the ultimate hipster track.

Hellbound 17 1/2 (Theme From) - Primus.  LOOK OUT BELOW!!!!  Grade A filler but filler nonetheless.