Time Is Up Elk, My Unkind Crossbow Will Make You Into A Nothing - Wednesday Shuffle

Elk - This Town Needs Guns.  Impulse purchase that worked out.  An elk is my favorite hoofed beast as well.  Things are coming up roses and lollipops.

Cross Dresser - Van Hunt.  Van Hunt dominates that Frank Ocean by, like, a thousand times.  Van Hunt would eat Frank Ocean's eyes if they met in an MMA cage filled with violently aggressive, cannibalistic, black alt-rock singers.

Time's Up - Living Colour.  Living Colour would own that same MMA cage.  They'd probably let Van Hunt have a little corner.  Of course they'd come by every now and then to kick his shins.  Gotta let him know what's up.

An Unkind - Soundgarden.  Soundgarden has an ethnic in the band.  They would be ringside for the black alt-rock MMA cage match, not participating.  Kim Thayil isn't the kind of ethnic that particular MMA organization looks for in its fighters.

Made Out Of Nothing (All That I Am) - Coheed & Cambria.  Year Of The Black Rainbow remains my favorite C&C album.  The new one is fantastic as well.  They wouldn't be invited to the match.  Claudio only looks ethnic.   

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