Elk - This Town Needs Guns. Impulse purchase that worked out. An elk is my favorite hoofed beast as well. Things are coming up roses and lollipops.
Cross Dresser - Van Hunt. Van Hunt dominates that Frank Ocean by, like, a thousand times. Van Hunt would eat Frank Ocean's eyes if they met in an MMA cage filled with violently aggressive, cannibalistic, black alt-rock singers.
Time's Up - Living Colour. Living Colour would own that same MMA cage. They'd probably let Van Hunt have a little corner. Of course they'd come by every now and then to kick his shins. Gotta let him know what's up.
An Unkind - Soundgarden. Soundgarden has an ethnic in the band. They would be ringside for the black alt-rock MMA cage match, not participating. Kim Thayil isn't the kind of ethnic that particular MMA organization looks for in its fighters.
Made Out Of Nothing (All That I Am) - Coheed & Cambria. Year Of The Black Rainbow remains my favorite C&C album. The new one is fantastic as well. They wouldn't be invited to the match. Claudio only looks ethnic.
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