Twig by Wovenhand. If a creepy old church in New Orleans had an extra creepy pastor that dabbled in the dark arts, he'd undoubtedly play this on a loop. 8.7 of 10.

Tales from the Vienna Woods Waltz, Op.325 by Strauss. Classic German composers have their own brand of creepy and it's superb.

Rock And Roll Dreams Come Through by Meat Loaf. Ya know what? Bat Out Of Hell II is a damn fine rock and roll album. 8.8 of 10.

Strawberry by Butthole Surfers. Are they surly, unpleasant surfers or surfers that ride on buttholes? These are but a few of the quandaries that I must suffer every day. Either way, I like 'em and I like this song. 8.8 of 10.

Speed Of Light by Queensryche. Operation Mindcrime II is some bullshit. Scratch that. Operation Mindcrime II is an immense mountain of bullshit. Boo.