Love Removal Machine by The Cult.  The Cult should sue Cults for having a similar name and being terrible.  The Cult is timeless and shouldn't be pigeonholed as an 80's act.  9.1 of 10.

Truce by Death Angel.  Relentless Retribution is better than anything Slayer has ever produced.  Relentless Retribution is Death Angel's third best album.  Death Angel rules and Slayer drools.  Is that something people still say?  If not it's high time somebody brought it back.  That somebody is me.  I am officially bringing back soandso rules and flipflop drools.  8.8 of 10.

Light Up The Sky by Van Halen.  It's a deep track.  Well, a deep track for some.  Not me.  I'm and AOR type of fella that's heavy on the A.  I'm also heavy because I'm fat.  8.8 of 10.

Holiday by Green Day.  Green Day used to matter, maaaaan.  Blah.  7.8 of 10.

Six Days On The Road by Steve Earle.  Steve Earle has always mattered, maaaaan.  Actually, Steve Earle is a humorless, self aggrandizing version of Chris Isaak.  If you ever hear him interviewed you'll undoubtedly agree as my opinions are always spot on and ultra important.  8.2 of 10.