I'll Go To My Grave Loving You by The Statler Brothers. The Statler Bros. are nothing if not sentimental. Don't confuse The Oak Ridge Boys for The Statler Brothers. The Oak Ridge Boys has the dude with the crazy beard and the bass singer in The Statler Brothers looks like Droopy Dog. 7.0 of 10.

If You Don't Like It by Cinderella. This was Cinderella's answer to Guns N' Roses. They did a commendable job at being kinda gritty. 8.5 of 10.

When The World Ends by Dave Matthews Band. Dave Matthews is one milquetoast mother effer. 7.0 of 10.

This Much I Know by Dwight Yoakam. What is it with the boring and overly saccharine music popping up on the shuffle tonight? Where's the chaos and metal and burning shit down while high on meth? Not here, that's for sure. 7.0 of 10.

Freedom by Blues Traveler. It's a shame when the second peppiest song in a shuffle is Blues Traveler. 7.7 of 10.