Hot For Teacher - Van Halen.  Crazy beats!  DLR has been making the media rounds lately and for the first time in his life, he's coming off as sane and sincere.  Turns out that a sickly Eddie was the only reason the tour was cancelled and he wants Michael Anthony back in the fold.

Authority Song - John Mellencamp.  I wanted to be sent to Melon Camp when I was a kid.  I went to vacation bible school instead.  Frowny face.

Song For The Dumped - Ben Folds Five.  Keep your money and black t-shirts to yourself and you'd never have to ask for them back, dick.  And she's not a bitch.  She's a lovely girl.  

Tears On The Page - Honeymoon Suite.  I bought this CD at a used record shop in south Georgia.  Honeymoon Suite is a Canadian band.  Apparently there are other Canada-o-philes around these parts.  Really good solo.

It's Amazing - Candlebox.  I bought this on the recommendation of an internet buddy.  He completely overstated the goodness.  It's, at best, a solid meh.